Finally get my new phone in the next few days, couldnt have happened at a better time considering 2 days ago found out the audio jack is damaged on mine!
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.